The St. Louis Cardinals are submitting quite the wet fart of a season. They finished the first half at 43-45 and are currently sitting in fourth in the NL Central with a 47-51 record. This team is a bunch of bums. When manager Mike Matheny discusses losses, he has a tendency to credit failure to a bunch of little mistakes. Especially in a tight game, those small miscues can add up to disappointment. It’s fitting, then, that someone would compile two minutes’ worth of those bloopers by the Cardinals. God, it’s like an intramural softball team working out the kinks in the first inning, but for an entire season. My favorite part was when the Cardinals player goofed.
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Bergwijn made four starts and 21 substitute appearances in the Premier League for Tottenham last season, scoring three goals and providing one assist in the process. The 24-year-old also made two substitute appearances in the FA Cup, played twice in the Conference League and featured in two Carabao Cup ties for Spurs last season.
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Romelu Lukaku has found his happiness again at Inter and will have no regrets over leaving Manchester United.
That is the view of former United star Robin van Persie, who believes Lukaku is thriving in Italy after losing his way at Old Trafford.
The Belgium international may get the chance to show the Premier League club what they are missing if Inter and United win their respective Europa League semi-finals.
The Serie A side face Shakhtar Donetsk while United take on Sevilla, with Van Persie impressed by Antonio Conte s well-drilled Inter, led by a reinvigorated Lukaku.
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The knee feels really good and I ve felt great in training over the past few days, he told City s official website.
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